Shadowpriest Haikus

achievement_bg_captureflag_eosAfter all the theory, min-maxing, strategizing and actually playing it’s easy to see how people sometimes lose the “fun” in World of Warcraft. In order to promote mindless entertainment and half-witted silliness, I dare you all to come up with Shadowpriest Haikus! That is, it should be applicable to Shadowpriests.

For people new to haikus, here‘s a guide on Wikipedia! Basically it is a piece of poetry with a total of 17 syllables, spread over 3 lines in a 5-7-5 pattern. I will kick this one off, keep the silly stuff rolling!

Mind Flay button  spams

DoTs fall off;  cherry blossoms

Cry for damage done.

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4 Responses to “Shadowpriest Haikus”

  1. Mind Control blue square
    Shield Wall in five. Taunt. … Taunt?
    Shield down! TAUNT?!? D/C…

  2. Ripper18 Says:

    I was on my game!
    DoTs, ticks, mind blasts a flyin
    /recount show; damn mage…

  3. My enemy comes
    Quickly he falls into shadow
    Alas they never learn

  4. Healers out of mana
    Replenishment not enough
    Casting Hymn of Hope

    Kologarn grabs priest
    Dispersion has no effect
    Tooltip is a lie

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